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Market Pulse · Sep 9, 2026

Pulse #031 — Eight Shiny Legends Reprice Overnight, Up to 1,818 Percent, on Roughly One Sale Each

Eight of Call of Legends' eleven shiny legends repriced in one session — up as much as 1,818 percent on volume best described as one sale each. Plus the hobby's only marginal gem-rate board, and Crystal Lugia's pre-reprint book at T-minus 7.

By Az · September 9, 2026 · 6 min read · Every number sourced

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Pulse #029 — Aquapolis Rallies Nine Days Ahead of Its Own Reprint; a Gold Ultra Ball Clears $1,199

A gold Ultra Ball clears $1,199, Aquapolis rallies before its own reprint, and the only marginal gem-rate numbers in the hobby say September's 10s are getting scarcer.

Pulse #028 — Week's Best-Performing Pokémon Set Does Not Exist Yet

30th Celebration is up 1,551.3 percent this week and releases in ten days. Also on the desk: a vintage board doing parkour, Crystal Lugia at T-10, and a $300 Hitmontop.

Pulse #027 — Best-Performing Set of the Week Does Not Exist Yet

30th Celebration is up 4,803.9% eleven days before anyone can open a pack, and the entire movers board is old enough to rent a car. The Desk sorts one handshake from a trend.

The pop report is stale in both directions

Recent PSA submissions grade above the printed rate on 2026 sets and far below it on everything older. Across 597 Pokemon cards, the gap tracks the card's age - and the single lifetime number hides both directions.

Pulse #025 — Trackers Rule Market Flat; Bidoof Triples Anyway

Both trackers call the market flat to within a rounding error; a 2008 Bidoof triples to $8.89 anyway. T-13 to 30th Celebration, and Base Set Charizard logs $868.56 for the countdown book.

Pulse #024 — Index Fund Beats the World's Most Famous Charizard, Two to One

Buy the world's most famous Pokémon card at the top of the 2020 boom for $369,000, and today it's worth at most $550,000 — the same money in an S&P 500 index fund is about $750,000.

The pop report isn't lying to you. It's answering a different question.

We measured both the lifetime gem rate and the marginal rate — last 30 days of submissions only. On 82% of cards, the pop report is the optimistic number.

Pulse #021 — Bidoof Posts Third 222 Percent Rally of the Month; Market Moves 0.2 Percent the Other Way

Bidoof books its third 222 percent rally of August against a market that drifted −0.2 percent all week. Also: Dragon Frontiers falls 36.5 percent while its Mew sells for $3,500, and the countdown logs Pikachu & Zekrom-GX at T-17.

Pulse #020 — Cardboard 3,700x, Capitalism 10x, Beanie Baby a Lesson

A sealed 1999 Pokémon booster box turned about $110 into $408,000 — the S&P 500, dividends reinvested, turned the same $110 into about $1,086.

Pulse #017 — Bidoof Returns 222 Percent as Broader Market Declines to Move

An $8.89 Bidoof outperformed every index fund on Earth this week, the 30th Celebration preorder economy enters its in-store-only era, and the Gold Star market cannot decide what a mouse is worth. T-21.

Pulse #016 — Vintage Bid Firms as Presale Market Sells Cards That Do Not Yet Exist

Dragon Frontiers jumps 37.6% on the week and a Gold Star Mew prints at $3,500, while Worlds presale listings ask $249.99 for a promo that won't exist until Friday. The Crystal Lugia countdown ledger opens at $2,937.50 raw.

Pulse #015 — Market Up 1.8% or Flat, Depending On Whom You Ask

Two trackers, one market, no agreement — and the week's hottest set was printed in 2006. T-23 to the first Pokémon set ever to launch everywhere at once.

Pulse #013 — Vintage Dragons Rally as Collectors Wait Eleven Hours for Products That Never Sold Out

Twenty-year-old Dragon Frontiers holos rally on a handful of sales while preorder queues hit eleven hours for stock that never ran out. Plus: Bidoof, up 222.1 percent.

Pulse #012 — The 30-Day Countdown Begins on Day 27; Charizard Enters the Ledger at $855.52

The countdown to 30th Celebration opens three days late, and Base Set Charizard starts the pre-hype ledger at $855.52 raw. Elsewhere, Bidoof is up 222% on what is almost certainly one sale.

Pulse #008 — Market Posts 0.0% Week as Every Component Moves Violently

The tracked Pokémon card market moved 0.0% in seven days — while a Gold Star Mew jumped 215% in a session and a Bidoof tripled. The average is calm. Nothing inside it is.

Pulse #006 — Charizard Outperforms the S&P 500 by a Factor of 17,000, Pending Corners

One 1999 Charizard turned a $3.29 booster pack into $550,000. The S&P 500 turned the same $3.29 into $32.

Pulse #005 — Retailer Protects Sealed Product by Cutting It Open; Bidoof Up 222 Percent

Target's anti-scalper strategy reaches its logical conclusion, a four-month rally dresses up as daily news, and a clay Bidoof outruns the index by 219 points.

Pulse #004 — Market Unchanged for Second Straight Day; Industry Responds With New Category of Rare

The movers board prints the same five names two days running, a $3,500 Mew contradicts its own set, and the 30th Celebration announces a rarity called Futuristic Rare. The desk holds.

Pulse #003 — A 2012 Set Declares War on Itself; the Printer Hums Along

Boundaries Crossed tops both leaderboards at once, the Berlin Desk prices a $3,500 Mew in Deutsche Marks, and Az inspects the printer that never stopped.

Pulse #002 — Second Day, Same Calm; a Man Named Kessler Buys It Anyway

The index refuses to move for a second straight day, the freshest set on the floor is three weeks old, and the whale of the show explains why none of that matters to him.

Pulse #001 — We Start a Newspaper About Cardboard; the Market, Sensing This, Does Nothing

In our first issue: the quietest board of the summer, a First Partner collection that hit shelves two days ago, and a September event so large the Berlin Desk is already fighting about it.

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